Ask me about my cactii
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via ohchangewillcome)

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alexputyourpantsbackon:

Things that will make me fall for you:

  • singing around me, even if you’re not the best
  • talking about movies and books you love
  • telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones
  • sharing your music with me
  • really talking to me…about your life and your future etc.
  • maybe liking me back?
  • yeah

(via twistedtorture)

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gilliandelrey:

Yeah, basically.

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via wolverhamperton)

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chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

(via tittynopee)

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

wwincest:

wwincest:

theres a guy cleaning my window and wow this is awkward do i smile at him or something or do i just pretend he isnt there ????

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what has this website done to us 

(Source: padyspub, via laughing420)

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ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

(via watchfordropbears)

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