i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.
thank you director fury
hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL
nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES
How to look like a douche bag****
wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”